The Internet gods

GOOGLE - King of the internet gods


Yahoo! - Mother of the gods


Youtube - god of entertainment


friendster - god of the ancients


multiply - god of past memories


yahoo messenger - messenger of the gods


facebook - god of pastime


farmville - goddess of harvest


9gag - god of fun


wikipedia - goddess of wisdom and knowledge


garena - god of war


tumblr - god of tumbling


blogger - god of emos


demonoid - god of the underworld


piratebay - boatman of the underworld


Youporn - goddess of 'love'


deviantart - god of imagery


peteranswers - god of idiots


formspring - god of inquiries


ebay - god of business


avast - god of protection


photoshop - goddess of beauty


twitter - pataGOD


onemanga - god of literature


firefox - goddess of foxiness

Kerney Superhero

Migo 1: uy, Kerney! kung superhero ka, unsa man imung pangalan?

Kerney: Sus, Migo! kung superhero ko, akong ngalan kay si Dessert Man!

Migo 1: bang! animelz! puro lang pagkaon naa sa imung utok dah! unsa man sad imung mga power beh?

Kerney: hulat lang kung makatilaw na ka sa FRUIT PUNCH! hasta pud ang CASSAVA KICK!

toweweng...

Kerney green jokes

Kerney: Unsa man ang GREEN na basta pisliton nmu kay musirit?
UNSA MAN???
Kerney: Eh di... Green Cross (alcohol)

Kerney: Unsa man ang GREEN na gnahan kaau gunit-gunitan sa mga sundalo?
UNSA MAN???
Kerney: Eh di... GREENade!

Kerney: Unsa man ang GREEN na gnahan kaayo paak-paakon ni Snow White?
UNSA MAN???
Kerney: Eh di... GREEN apple!


Kerney: Unsa man ang GREEN na halin kau sa tindahan kay cool and clean?
UNSA MAN???
Kerney: Eh di... GREEN tea!


Kerney: Unsa man ang mas GREEN na luyo sa green tea?
UNSA MAN???
Kerney: Ed di... GREEN tea-back!

nyahahaha!