Kerney joke

I have a new character to introduce to you! his name is Kerney! and from now on, he will give his Kerney Jokes!

Kerney joke number 1:


Girl: k bored...

Kerney: unsa nang k bored? kanang sa computer? aw. k bored jud d.i ka!

Girl: Nganu ka ui? nabuang na ka?

Kerney: k bored jud ka kay type man tka... hehe

Modern Mythology: The Internet Gods

GOOGLE - King of the internet gods


Yahoo! - Mother of the gods


Youtube - god of entertainment


Adultfriendfinder - god of 'love'


Youporn - goddess of 'love'


friendster - god of the ancients


yahoo messenger - messenger of the gods


wikipedia - goddess of wisdom and knowledge


facebook - god of pastime


hotel626 - god of fear


farmville - goddess of harvest


garena - god of war


tumblr - god of tumbling


multiply - god of uploads


blogger - god of emos


demonoid - god of the underworld


piratebay - boatman of the underworld


deviantart - god of imagery


peteranswers - god of idiots


formspring - god of inquiries


ebay - god of business


avast - god of protection


photoshop - goddess of beauty


mangastream - god of literature


firefox - goddess of foxiness


google chrome - god of speed


twitter - pataGOD

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Mao ni Estudyante!!!